I’m Murray … THE CAT!!! right … see those eyes, I’m purposely not looking at you because if I do you will disintegrate and crumble like ash such is the power of my gaze!
I am currently in attack position waiting for Ringo to walk by so that I can smash him … why? I don’t need a reason, I’M A CAT!!! THAT’S WHAT WE DO!
As supreme rulers of the universe it is important that we maintain dominance over all things.
Ringo is scared of me, I know he is because when I am HUNGRY (and Mum won’t feed me till 9pm because I won’t sleep all night if I get fed any earlier and then I walk all over her head while she is sleeping and knock things off her bedside table) it is obviously his fault so I sit on the chair and try to smash him as he runs past with his stupid soccer ball in his mouth so I know he’s scared of me.
When we go to bed of a night, I wait outside the bedroom (on purpose) until I’m sure everyone is in bed and the door has been closed for 10 minutes and then I start meowing to be let in why? CAT! REMEMBER!!! Ringo has to sleep on the floor but because I am almighty I sleep on the bed … wherever I want … meh!